Imagine the Varia’s reaction while watching “Don’t hug me I’m scared.”
Imagine that Squalo once had a normal hair color, but he didn’t follow the directions when he bleached his hair (in his rebellious phase), so it got damaged and stayed permanently silver for the rest of his life.
Imagine the Varia working at the airport on an airplane. Squalo would be the pilot, flying the plane and trying to keep his blood pressure down. Xanxus would be the co-pilot and sleep in his seat, not doing anything. Lussuria would be the sassy gay flight attendant. Fran and Belphegor would be cooking the gross airplane food.
I think just about everyone does.
Imagine Squalo getting really drunk after a long mission. He starts singing loudly into a hairbrush while dancing in his underwear around the mansion.